9
Nov
2009
Derby Names
This weekend we continued to brainstorm derby names…
Up until Saturday night the forerunner was ‘Streefcake’… actually, lets not kid ourselves… that is still the forerunner.
I debated not posting the list we came up with, mainly out of concern for the last few strands of hair that remain on Cornholio’s head… but then I figured that he wouldn’t get half of the jokes anyway.
So here it goes (all credit for these go to Jodi, Lawrence, Greg, Gunner and Derek – while Rachele and Hayley quietly sat by looking disturbed).
Queefkirk, Streefighter, Queen LaStreefah, Pink Taco, Cameltoe, Tits McGee, Busty LaRou, Streef Captain Kirk, Kris T-Bag, Canoe full of streef meat (?), Streef-cork, Grapes of Wrath, Hot Streef Injection, Streef Curtains, Fun Bags, Streaker(k), Gloria Hole, Annie Juanita Vajajay (say it out loud)
So seriously, someone out there has to have a derby name that won’t jeopardize the hair left on poor Cornholio’s head – take a stab and post your ideas in the comments!
You just made my night with those names. I have no idea why you are asking the Internet to come up with new ones for you. You have a plethora of quality choices for a name. My favourites: Streefcake, Canoe full of streef meat, Streef Curtains and Queefkirk. Quality I tell you – QUALITY!!