13
Dec
2009
For your Christmas entertainment…
So, there is a slight chance that I may or may not have a homeless stalker… (Cornholio, you may want to stop reading now…)
Friday night we went out to Jay’s restaurant where a table of ten of us made our way through copious amounts of wine, beer and vodka – followed up by a hookah bar and a trip to Fritz. Where I then proceeded to take a cab home early Saturday morning to find a lovely Dutch Oven on my doorstep. (this kind of dutch oven, not this kind)
The next morning, even though I remember the whole night, I questioned how I came into possession of this new cooking apparatus, to the point that I called friends to ask if I left Fritz (the poutine shop) with it. Yeah no, I didn’t, it was left for me on my front doorstep. To make matters worse, today someone (or the same person?) left a Christmas-themed murder mystery game circa 1984 on my doorstep.
So Lawrence has convinced me that I have a stalker, which is why my house alarm is on at 8pm. In spirit of this we came up with a song… that will slowly be added to as things continue to be left at my doorstep. (and with any luck there won’t be any more posts)
On the first day of Christmas,
my stalker sent to me
A crusty old Dutch oven on my porch.
On the second day of Christmas,
my stalker sent to me
A creepy Christmas murder mystery game,
And a crusty old Dutch oven on my porch.
SO strange. We drove through your alley to get to the craft fair today that was on at heritage hall and I noticed that game siting on your deck…weird and creepy!